thedoctordances:

I can’t believe Jesus rose from the dead to celebrate 420.

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. ― Lemony Snicket (via psych-quotes)
I do not desire mediocre love. I want to drown in someone.

shydeiac (via novacane-cocaine)

And I want someone to drown in me.

(via aroyalmind)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

relush:

i love sleeping. it’s the only time when you can escape reality.

The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for. Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via larmoyante)
1950sunlimited:

From: “No Time For Love” June 1969
Girls Romances  #141

masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

People wait
all week for friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness.
(via sensitizes)

hope-its-cool-that-i:

Friend: “He is mad at me just because I don’t want to have sex… he even sent me a text saying ‘I need a few days to myself’ what should I say?”

Me: “Tell him he can take those few days to go fuck himself cause thats what he needs”

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